Banish The Flaker Voodoo Doll

You spend an age on a journal, take time over an ATC, lovingly create a shrine and then for your efforts your postbox remains empty. You wait and wait but still nothing arrives until you are left with nothing but a bitter taste in your mouth. Feelings of sadness, anger and regret momentarily engulf you when you realise you just got flaked on.

STINKIN' DIRTY ROTTEN FLAKERS. SCUM OF SWAPBOT we will banish you to into cyber nowhere because you are not welcome here.

So let us create, something wonderous, something truly magical. Something that we can use to rid ourselves of those flakers.

Let us create for 1 partner an anti flaker voodoo doll. This should be between 6 and 8 inches and be complete with pins and should in some way convey what flakers/getting flaked on means to you. By this I mean he should be a bad doll, a mean doll, or maybe a doll which suggests lost time, money and effort.

How you construct your doll is up to you, so he could be sewn, knitted, crotched, knotted or something similar but not paper/card unless you happen to be a master of paper mache and you can stick pins in it.

Please make something of good construction that you would be happy to receive. We are sending out something which is meant to be the antithesis of flaking so no short changing your partners.

WARNING - This swap comes with a health warning - Should you flake you might find your head unexpectedly shrinks, or your armpits suddenly develop such a bad odour that you husband or boyfriend leaves you. Flaking is not advisable. ;o