My untimely death is CRAP! *updated!*

Well, we've all been there- the PF's can be a wild, wacky and sometimes just plain whack place...and a phenom we've seen with alarming frequency is the untimely death of a swap member, only to find out it was total crap. Now, I would never make fun of death or any of the myriad of mental issues that would lead someone to do this type of thing, but, it does beg the question- how would I fake my own death? A fall into the grand canyon? Hit by debris falling from a passing jet? Accidentally mistaking my dry cleaning bag for a ski mask?Eaten by a hippo while on safari? For this swap we will create one ATC for one partner depicting our moment of demise...the only rule is make sure it's an outrageously crappy one. Standard rules apply- The goal is to create an ATC that will make your partner say "ewww...that is SO wrong"

update- I've decided to include other untimely death crafts to this swap so we can include more of our craptastic sisters.I can see the untimely death dotee doll hanging by it's beautifully crafted Macrame noose....If you signed up because you specifically wanted an ATC and you get a partner offering something different- let me know and I'll send you an atc...crafted by me!