Never Have I Ever #2

Now with Your Shitty Questions!

Come play Never Have I Ever with me (again)! We are changing it up a little this time, as you’ll be sending at least 3 inappropriate items in this swap. Plus, if you want, you can write your own questions for your partner!

A quick recap: Never Have I Ever is a slumber party game where people take turns telling things they have never done (“Never Have I Ever”). They can be tame (“Never Have I Ever kissed anyone, except my grandma. Once. On the cheek”) or much, much wilder (“Never Have I Ever been in an orgy”). (Spoiler: ours will be wild!) Swapper will get a list of things that I have never ever done. Swappers must send their partner ONE flat item for each thing they have done. To use the example above, if you’ve kissed someone -you’re sending one item to your partner. Kissed someone while at an orgy - that’s two items, partner. (Plus, congrats!)

Here’s the twist this time: You too can make up inappropriate and intrusive questions to inflict upon others! If you want to send 12 of your own Never Have I Ever questions, just send them to me before partners are assigned. When the swap partners are assigned, I will PM my twelve Never Have I Evers to all swap participants, and I’ll also send any personalized questions just to the assigned swap partners. (FYI these will go to your partner that sends to you). If you get some questions from your partner, use those questions! Otherwise you can use my list of jerky questions.

In your envie, please print out the list of questions, and circle or otherwise confess which ones you have done! Add a note. You can talk about your experiences if you want, or just say hi. You’ll also send one flat item for each item you’ve done. Sender’s choice - they can be raunchy, they can be daisies, I don’t give a shit.

ALSO, everyone will send 3 flat INAPPROPRIATE items regardless of their answers to the twelve items, so even the most sheltered/morally upright/best liars among us will be sending something to their partner. Inappropriate items are the usual goodies we send each other. You can send more than 3 if you want, but 3 is the minimum.

So, to sum up:

• Optional: send me 12 Never Have I Evers before partners are assigned.

• When partners are assigned, I send you lovelies my list of 12 Never Have I Evers, plus any submitted lists.

• You send your partner a note and the list with the things you’ve done circled (or described in loving detail! 😺), and one flat item for each thing you’ve done.

-Also include three flat and inappropriate items, so your total # flat items will be between 3-15.

Some caveats: If you decide to make up your own questions, be sure to get me your full list before signups close! I won’t send out a reminder, and late or incomplete lists will be rudely ignored.

In the finest tradition of Never Have I Evers, the ones I send WILL be about sex, illegal activities, and general naughty behavior. You must be okay with the sexy talk and all of that! Please don’t lie, that takes the fun out of it. However, if any of the things I send relates to something that you were coerced or forced to do - you absolutely don't need to include that! You get to choose whether or not it counts.

If you get a note and the Never Have I Ever list from your partner with things marked off and the right number of flat items + 3 raunchy ones, please give them a 5 rating. You can consider hearts for cool flat items, fun stories, or if you just like how many/few things they’ve done.

Thanks for reading this phone book of a swap description! I feel like I just wrote a Harry Potter book. Please include any questions below or PM me. This is an international swap, but I’ll add a US only one if people want.