GASP - Are you bohut Khush Rhino Swap

I had once read a demotivational line which went something like "In it's own mind, a Rhino thinks it is a Unicorn" ... I was like no .... (look at swap image text!) Recently, the Last Male Northern White Rhino is gone. Meanwhile, there is still hope for other subspecies.

One Rhino inspired anything, let's do these gorgeous, unique, incredibly fast, herbivores some adulation/snarky insult, as you feel like at the moment.

I'll angel if necessary, however, this is GASP.