mpu: what the hell?

You're just being silly, Met - pee is much to light to make a good ink.

And of course I'm not going to send the toes of my enemies! It was a lot of effort to get them, I'm not gonna just give them away willy nilly!

Chriss, I was assuming the pee would be gathered from the house gnomes locked in our basements and kept dehydrated just for this purpose. Obviously.

Good on you for your toe collection though, cherish it forever. I'd like to start a nose collection but I just don't have that many enemies these days. It's rough.

@oblivionspin You make the best swaps....I feel like a stalker!

don't feel stalkery, I love the regulars at MPU. Without you guys keeping tabs and joining in on the fun stuff it'd get pretty dull in here.

You've been away from the Pacific Northwest too long - research shows that house gnomes are no longer a sustainable resource. Yeti bile is much more eco friendly and doesn't require the long dehydration process. Do you hate our planet?

I admit I may be behind the times. Much as I try to keep tabs on all the green and crunchy advancements of the PNW by skimming the Stranger online, I do admit I only skim it. I wonder if I will be ok running my house gnome a little while longer, the dehydration process has been a breeze what with the drought and all and my current house really doesn't have the proper yeti bedding faculties. I guess I'll put another call into the maintenance hotline and see what they can do, wish I had realized yesterday when they were out exorcising my smoke detectors.

Lets get married and have weird little babies. Lol!

We're going to have a swap-bot wedding!
I wonder if that has happened yet... I bet a wedding between swappers would have fantastic invitations.

XD I tried to mail my thing and it doesn't fit through the mail slot by my mailboxes. I am going to have to schedule a damn package pickup for this dumb little thing.