I'm obtusely confused.

@graciepie49 you go through the list and pick what you want to do. So you pick two things from the contents section to include in your swap, then you pick from the options what kind of swap you want to make and so on!

It's a "send whatever you want (from these options)" type of thing.

Admittedly I could have stood to list the construction first. I will probably reorder the list in a bit and add a few more instructions to ease any confusion.

Ok, edited the swap slightly, hope that helps clear up any confusion!

Honestly, if something is a swap requirement, it can't be considered an "extra" - can it?

@bombardiette It's a swap making fun of swapping a little bit. A little like the "why I sent late" or "I would join this swap if" swaps. No, it's not technically an extra, no you don't actually send late, yes you actually join the swap... etc.

Tongue in cheek.

(Also, you will notice the word "extra" below the section header is in quotes! Boom! Covered that base ahead.)

Just for clarification, I plan to tear the page of the coloring book out neatly, but put on crappy stickers and ask the recipient to :Get Bent" on top of it in Sharpie, skip the second item and send a penny that I sat on.

@rngstgstll Did the jeans you were wearing when you sat on the penny have a fancy design on the butt?
Maybe add in some potato chip crumbs from under your seat cushion and you'll get a heart.

Awesome, I'm in.

hilarious! loving you and your crazy swap...

aw, thank you (: I like to keep things a little silly around here.

Yessss...

I just want to state publicly how amazing bigmamabird is. I need to take a picture of this!

Oh crap. I missed it.

omg. @rngstgstll I just read the rating you left @bigmamabird PLEASE share a picture somewhere! Wet wipes and kethup packets? My my.

@Angie do not despair. I will happily rerun this swap in a couple months so you can join in the insanity. I live to host crap like this.