GASP: Silly Pocket Letter

9 chances prove you're not a fuddy-duddy with a silly pocket letter! Get up to some shenanigans for this swap and create a brouhaha! Don't suffer from kakorrhaphiophobia, you can do this!

You're not a nincompoop if you don't know what a pocket letter is, so don't be bumfuzzled, here's the scoopini. "Basically, you fill all the pockets of a 9 Pocket Trading Card Protector and send the whole page to someone."

Send your partner the pocket letter stuffed with silliness that will make them so gobsmacked they will caterwaul! Don't get caught up in batrachomyomachy - this is just your chance to be a jackanapes.

Maybe include a little taradiddle, some gubbins, or even some tittynope. But avoid any billingsgate, please. A bumbershoot, a doodle sack, or a winklepicker probably won't fit.

The first 6 pockets can be whatever you want. Don't be a smellfungus, you can do this - just have fun! We're not going to mollycoddle you, there should be at least one treat in each pocket.

For the last three pockets, include the following. Don't get the collywobbles about this, they can be as easy or as difficult as you make them:

1) a silly joke or short story, make sure it's not namby-pamby - basically make it a doozy!

2) something handmade and filled with flibbertigibbit - try your hand at an ATC or several inchies, or just something cockamamie - there are no rules as it's from your funny bone and it contains abundant godwawattery.

3) A bombastic letter telling about a silly experience you had or your favorite silly thing you've done. It's OK to throw in a little malarkey!

So dig through your silly ephemera, head to your favorite novelty shop, pull out your glue and scissors, or look for fun things online. This is not profile specific, but if your partner has some sort of silly fetish, bonus if you can satisfy it. :) Just avoid being botchy.

That's it! Don't lolligag! Have fun and aim to make your partner chuckle (or guffaw, or even snort!) This is not profile based so you can start nudiustertian.

If you're wabbit after you're done, find a silly place to rest.

(If you're feeling like a klutz reading above, a lot of these silly words are defined here