Towel Day 2015

Towel Day is rapidly approaching!

Hello, my name is Marvin and I am very depressed.

Towel Day is May 25th, which corresponds to the date of birth on record for the Earth Man Douglas Adams.

It was their idea that I share this information with you. Brain the size of a planet, and they thought that this might lead to greater job satisfaction.

It didn't. I have a terrible pain in the diodes.

It was their idea to create a swap to wish one humanoid partner a "Happy Towel Day!"

It won't work.

Of course, they want to assure all potential participants that interpretation of a towel day greeting is "wide open to interpretation," and could include such diverse offerings as "virtual greetings, a banner, a miniature towel, bad Vogon poetry, a towel sent naked through the mail, or a greeting card," but all greetings should "involve some creative effort."

Sounds like something that the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation would come up with.

And, of course, I am being asked to monitor people sending out their swaps and volunteer my creative capacity to replace any unsent swaps.

Life. Loathe it or ignore it. You can't like it. No, don't even bother answering. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer.

Here is some "inspiration" for you. You won't like it.

Life lessons from Marvin

Last year's Towel Day Leftovers

Poetry from my alter ego