Cards Against Humanity Digital Brainstorm Swap

If you are easily offended, this is not the swap for you...you've been warned...

I haven't seen a swap like this before, so I thought, what the hell? If you don't know what Cards Against Humanity is...well, think of the raunchiest, most offensive game of Apples to Apples you've ever played and then kick it up a notch or twelve.

Check out the website: (www.cardsagainsthumanity.com) for a better idea of just what the game is.

Now, for what the swap requirements are:

You're going to take approximately a month and come up with 25 unique and original Cards Against Humanity. You don't have to print them - this is an electronic swap. So you're just going to brainstorm and come up with 25 new card ideas. They can be either black cards or white cards. When you've come up with at least 25 (feel free to do more), you're going to send them via e-mail to your swap partners. It's literally that easy.

Now...one more requirement...you're going to also send that list of 25 brilliant card ideas to me, the swap coordinator. And I'm going to compile a master list and share it with the entire group of swappers! So you could conceivably come up with several hundred more twisted, sick, and utterly appalling cards for your game! Woohoo! Send your cards to me at [email protected] and I'll get the list together.

Now the technical stuff...don't flake. Just don't do it. This isn't a difficult swap to complete - it just basically requires you to put on your weirdo, perverted thinking cap and type a little. That's it.If you flake, bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity (bonus points if you recognize that quote). I will allow newbies as long as you have a thoroughly completed profile. When it gets closer to swap time, I'll be going through the list of swappers and if you have a bunch of 1s and 3s, I reserve the right to give you the boot.

Also - if your partner sends you 25 card ideas in sentence form, you rate them a "5". You don't get to rate them lower if you a) don't like their ideas b) are offended by their ideas c) are just in a shitty mood. Simple, right? No drama.

As with all electronic swaps, check with your partner before you rate them lower. Sometimes emails get lost in the ether, or go to the junk or spam folder accidentally, so to avoid misunderstandings, communication is key.

I will gladly angel this swap if anyone decides to flake.

Any questions? Just ask! :)

BONUS: When the swap is over, if you want to print blank cards to write your ideas on, here are links for blank cards - both white and black:

White Cards

Black Cards