What's Your Excuse PC swap

While at work today my patient's mother & her friend were trying to come up with a good excuse to get out of a baby shower. It got pretty comical as they made up one excuse after the other. I thought it would make a cute PC swap.

For this swap you will write an excuse for not being able to go to an event you've been invited to. The excuse can be outrageously silly or sad and somber or anything in between. PC's should be naked and stamped, store bought card (unless your partner's profile states they don't mind handmade.) No ad cards, zazzle, etc.

You will have one partner. Must have a 4.8 rating with no recent unexplained ones or threes. Newbies with a well filled out profile and at least five type 2 or 3 swaps welcome. I will angel if needed after you have rated your partner appropriately.