Would You Rather?! #2

Answer these questions and e-mail them to your partners! Should be very fun!

If this goes well, I'd like to do it weekly!

Would you rather be poor and work at a job you love or be rich and work at a job you hate?

Would you rather take an ice cold shower and be clean or not shower at all?

Would you rather lick someone else's armpit or have someone else lick your armpit?

Would you rather be tall and fat or short and well built?

Would you rather eat a stick of butter or snort a tablespoon of salt?

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Would you rather smell your own fart or smell someone elses?

Would you rather have your flight delayed by 8 hours or lose your luggage?

Would you rather be homeless or live without family and friends?

Would you rather be rich and ugly or poor and good looking?

Would you rather be ugly and marry a good looking person or be good looking and marry an ugly person?

Would you rather be the worst player on the best team or the best player on a great team?

Would you rather give out bad advice or receive bad advice?

Would you rather never play or play but always lose?

Would you rather be really hairy or completely bald?

Would you rather be in your pajamas all day or in a suit all day?

Would you rather go without the internet or a car for a month?

Would you rather eat healthy or exercise regularly?

Would you rather be a chronic farter or a chronic burper?

Would you rather have to sit all day or stand all day?

Would you rather be rich or be poor and find true love?

Would you rather super strong or super fast?

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?

Would you rather be stuck in a house with someone you hate or be stuck in a house alone?

Would you rather lose half your hair or lose half your hearing?

Would you rather drink a cup of spoiled milk or pee your pants in public?

Would you rather go to jail for a year or live in your car for a year?

Would you rather work really hard at an interesting job or slack off at a boring job?

Would you rather be a parent or a child?

Would you rather dump someone else or be the person getting dumped?