All I Want For Christmas

This will be a letter to Santa telling all that you want for Christmas. But this will be no ordinary list of electronics etc. This letter should be more whiny than that. Dear Santa, I want my kids to behave, my husband to do what I want etc. For the sarcastic experts out there. Pretty self explanatory. Lets aim for at least one typed/2 handwritten pages. You will also include one small profile based seasonal item. Can be humorous or not. Must be somehow profile based though, so obviously you will need a well filled out profile listing likes/dislikes etc. Make sure you include things that can fit in an envelope. Newbies welcome, no recent/unexplained ones or threes. Will ban anyone that makes me concerned. Any questions feel free to ask.